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The Penis Wizard is back! And this time, he's showing off his political bona-fides.
That's right, the scrotal sage has the foreskinny on all 45 Commanders in Briefs - from ball to hairy ball.
To begin, simply envision the penis of any US President.
The Penis Wizard will proceed to ask you a series of yes or no questions about your chosen executive's branch, until he is ready to reveal the rod.
Choose wisely, answer honestly, but rest assured - no dong escapes The Penis Wizard.
Ready to begin your journey?
Return when you are of sound mind.
The Penis Wizard awaits you.